im sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
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- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Just saw Watsky break like 50 performance rules and probably the law on stage - @gwatsky!!
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we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom
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- turn ons: free shipping
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